[Had he known about the weird and uncomfortable part, Dazai would've remarked that Bedivere had shitty bed partners.

And oh, of course, mana. That necessity was one way to kill off the romance of the situation. It was a sensible step, he supposed, which was why having to suppress a flash of discontentment with one of his usual smiles was unexpected. Something to puzzle over for later.]

Are we looking at frottage? A handjob? Intercrural? Penetration? I'm not a fan of having someone in my bed out of obligation, but there's no point in making ourselves miserable due to personal discomfort.

[He could taste the truth of it on his tongue. There were reasons why a person with Bedivere's characteristics wasn't someone he considered having one night stands with, and it started with the term 'one night stand.'

Whatever the case, he figured it was best to start by mapping out boundaries.]