[Lewd? Dazai? Not at all. Nothing to see here, just someone dying on the inside and hysterically wondering if Ango knew an ability user who could turn humans into popsicles while his own mouth turned numb and ramune-flavored.]
Ghhhhh.
[Alternatively, he could get down on his knees right now and give a biblical demonstration on how else popsicles could be sucked with some desperate hope for reciprocation, and the thought of Bedivere pinning him down with his foot to stop him was more enticing than he expected.
Dazai swallowed. Of course. Can't talk with the icy thing in his mouth. He took it out. Why did he do this again?]
no subject
Ghhhhh.
[Alternatively, he could get down on his knees right now and give a biblical demonstration on how else popsicles could be sucked with some desperate hope for reciprocation, and the thought of Bedivere pinning him down with his foot to stop him was more enticing than he expected.
Dazai swallowed. Of course. Can't talk with the icy thing in his mouth. He took it out. Why did he do this again?]
Can I try?
[Right. That was why.]