Oh?

[What an obvious lie. Drawing close, Dazai sat on his haunches, dragged his left index finger on the floor, and held it close to his face.]

I'd say mission accomplished then! No one's missing a limb, and if the floor gets any cleaner, we might just be able to see through it.

[Here, he pointed at Atsushi, presenting his fingertip.]

Here. [Have a very innocent smile.] Unless you wanted to check with your tongue?

[Something something floors polished well enough to eat off them.]