[The pregnant joke, Bedivere could have handled that. His wording had been unfortunate, and he really did deserve the ribbing for it. That question, though, that made him sputter in disbelief.
Bedivere was...well. Sex wasn't a thought that crossed his mind often. He knew of it, he knew what it was for and that most people did it, but he never really had any reason to care about sex before. It wasn't like he had been married in all 1,500 years of wandering or anything. So his mind hadn't really gone in that direction with Dazai, even though he knew their coupling was likely an inevitability as Dazai wouldn't know any of the spells to transfer mana.
But to have it joked about so openly like that, that was improper!]
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Bedivere was...well. Sex wasn't a thought that crossed his mind often. He knew of it, he knew what it was for and that most people did it, but he never really had any reason to care about sex before. It wasn't like he had been married in all 1,500 years of wandering or anything. So his mind hadn't really gone in that direction with Dazai, even though he knew their coupling was likely an inevitability as Dazai wouldn't know any of the spells to transfer mana.
But to have it joked about so openly like that, that was improper!]
Th-that isn't what I meant and you know it!