Oh, Bedivere. [He can say that when there's only the two of them here, quiet and teasing, and he kisses the knight's neck.] You really have no clue about your own appeal, do you?

[Who apologizes for being cute? This knight, apparently, and Dazai's tempted to find out if fuzzy chameleon hats exist just so he can stick one on Bedivere's head. Maybe someone's come up with a way to make them change colors, too, like a mood ring, and the cycle of ribbing can continue..!]

Of course you're excused. In fact, your forwardness is highly encouraged.