[Even if it was a work laptop, Dazai makes it a habit to clear his search history.
...okay, maybe not all of them. He does leave in filth and random shit to leave any would-be hackers suitably unimpressed.
Now, to save his unsuspecting lover from the beast that is modern porn, or no? Having sex on the line makes for a convincing argument, so he leans forward, nipping an earlobe as a distraction as he gently grasps Bedivere's wrist.]
Still think porn's unhelpful? [Now there's a bit of a joke with at twist. Sure it's unrealistic in plenty of ways - even harmful - but there are gems every now and then. Not that Dazai cares to go hunting when Bedi here's the real diamond in the rough.] What are you looking for, anyway - sex positions?
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...okay, maybe not all of them. He does leave in filth and random shit to leave any would-be hackers suitably unimpressed.
Now, to save his unsuspecting lover from the beast that is modern porn, or no? Having sex on the line makes for a convincing argument, so he leans forward, nipping an earlobe as a distraction as he gently grasps Bedivere's wrist.]
Still think porn's unhelpful? [Now there's a bit of a joke with at twist. Sure it's unrealistic in plenty of ways - even harmful - but there are gems every now and then. Not that Dazai cares to go hunting when Bedi here's the real diamond in the rough.] What are you looking for, anyway - sex positions?
[A guess based on the search words.]