[Time to skip right past any implications that Ango and Artoria are sleeping together! Ango is too gay and Artoria is too pure.]

Now THAT is ridiculous. You didn't even summon me, you just took up the place of Master when the summoner died. And there's nothing corrupting about all of this anyway, it's a natural part of a Grail War.

[Bedivere, this man sucked your dick and you gave him a facial. Not even 12 hours ago.]