[His second attempt to get the comb ended up with him smacking hand on the table, and he yelped, jumping as he cradled his hand to his chest.]
Don't tease, Saber! [Because whining was one way to cover up his injured pride.] Can you really blame me when you look like you've stepped out from some fantasy historical drama? A handsome wandering warrior from a distant land braves the seas to reach the Far East in search of a Magical Mystical MacGuffin, and spends the night at a lowly peasant's house to recuperate.
In fact, he spends more time than necessary in that house for a sudden deadly fear of a wardrobe malfunction, while the peasant constantly reassures him that he need not worry, for everyone in the land is dressed in more or less a similar fashion.
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[His second attempt to get the comb ended up with him smacking hand on the table, and he yelped, jumping as he cradled his hand to his chest.]
Don't tease, Saber! [Because whining was one way to cover up his injured pride.] Can you really blame me when you look like you've stepped out from some fantasy historical drama? A handsome wandering warrior from a distant land braves the seas to reach the Far East in search of a Magical Mystical MacGuffin, and spends the night at a lowly peasant's house to recuperate.
In fact, he spends more time than necessary in that house for a sudden deadly fear of a wardrobe malfunction, while the peasant constantly reassures him that he need not worry, for everyone in the land is dressed in more or less a similar fashion.